You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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