Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
