So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
