? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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