operation harelip BJ is a go
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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