dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize