And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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