Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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