whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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