I look better un-naked...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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