It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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