Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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