no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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