hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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