Screwed.edu
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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