Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize