it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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