the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
