...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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