He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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