I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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