I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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