where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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