So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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