i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i was born a porn star she said
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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