I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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