you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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