How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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