So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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