I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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