I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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