I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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