his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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