: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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