So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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