Well apparently he's into motor boating.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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