the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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