I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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