hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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