Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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