The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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