Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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