Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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