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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Is Oprah even human
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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