Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
