The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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