they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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