i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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