Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
