U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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