I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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