ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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