I will die if light touches me.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
do nipples grow back?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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