All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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