we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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